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freezer: A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde." The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
Ответов - 7
Biased: Q: What do you call a smart blond? A: A golden retriever. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter.
el Curandero: Biased Женечка, ты что?!
Димка: el Curandero ТИХО! ТИХО, TЫ! Иногда они не догадываются...
el Curandero: Димка Ха-ха-хаааааааааааа! Жжош! "Wait a second.....what do you MEAN, I'm BLACK?"
Sha-man: Biased пишет: Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. nice one! блондинка перекрашенная в брюнетку - искуcственный интеллект
el Curandero: Q: What goes blonde.....brunette....blonde....brunette.....blonde.....brunette? A: A blonde doing a cartwheel.
el Curandero: Блондинка показывает подруге свою квартиру: ... - А это мой ковёр-самолёт! - ??? - А я на нём уже три раза залетела
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